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Truth was I didn’t need a boyfriend to make me happy and for the first time in five years I felt relieved that I was no longer in a relationship.

I had controlling boyfriends, ones that used me to make themselves look better and the cheating exes.

I probably shouldn’t have asked but I was convinced that the first date couldn’t get any worse. This so called five year plan consisted of ‘marriage, babies and meeting the ‘rents’. I like to get to know people before I start thinking of having babies together, B. flying me out to New York to meet your parents when I have only just met you is a little cray-cray.

His exact words were ‘I think we could make beautiful babies together, then get married and I can fly you out to my parents in New York’. Besides, I like to think that the guy I would do all of these things with would be my soulmate and you my dear MR TOOL, are not getting into my pants anytime soon.